Wednesday, November 16, 2005

A Word to the Schmuck I Parked Next To This Morning

Dear Fellow Parking Lot User:

It is not your right to take up 1.5 spaces in the already crowded and narrow parking lot. Just because your new, fancy schmancy car is sooo important to you does not mean you are allowed to force others to walk an additional block because you are taking up most of two of the closest spots.

You are, in short, a self-centered jerk. Who, incidentally, drives a new but UGLY car.

Sincerely,

The Small Honda Civic Owner Who Was Forced to Climb Out of Her Car Using The Passenger-Side Door.

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