Have you all seen this? On Saturday, a cruise ship off the coast of Africa WAS ATTACKED BY PIRATES!
I'm imagining the job posting:
WANTED:
Pirate to sail the seven seas, most especially those off the coast of Africa. Must be a team player with a thirst for gold, rum and drinks that come with tiny umbrellas on cruise ships. Previous experience and references required. No parrots allowed. Special consideration will be given to those who have previously held positions of captain, first mate or cook. Booty (that's the pirate word for "salary"--get your minds out of the gutter) dependent on experience.
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