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Golden Globes 2009, or Snarky Comments I Feel Free to Make About Celebrities Since They Are, After All, Celebrities

• I have a curiously strong dislike of Amy Adams. Seriously, she is a cartoon character, she doesn't just play one on TV. Why she was cast in Doubt, I will never know.
• Eva Longoria Parker is trashed. I mean, she nearly fell over when talking to Seacrest.
• Brangelina, why you gotta hate? Talk to people, you fools, that's why you are there. And Brad, shave that freakin' mustache. You are grossing us all out.
• Drew, honey, tame down the pageant hair. You are too good to look like you belong on that TLC Miss America show.
• I admit, I'm not really up on Megan Fox. I have no idea what she does or why we know about her, other than she's dating David from 90210. But she wins the prize for worst interview. In the space of 60 seconds, she said she wants to vomit, that she has a 22 inch waste and that her bf (BAG himself) has too big of an ego to go as her date. Awesome.
• I love Ricky Gervais. LOVE him.
• I think it's funny that Rumor Willis is Miss Golden Globe. She looks like she would rather be anywhere than there. And, isn't she just a little bit too famous--and too much of an actress--to be tramped out like a belle attending her deb ball?
• JLo with no Marc? Trouble in paradise???

That's all for now. They are doing the animated movies now so I'm growing bored.