Bring It Back Now

Reading back through my posts....thought I would bring this one back in honor of the recent political hubbub.

Help Wanted

Position: Presidential Candidate
Employer: We, the People

Qualifications: Must be over 35 years-old (sorry for the age discrimination!), have appropriately graying hair, wear suits most of the time, unless conversing with "the people", in which case, a nice polo will do.

Desired traits:

• Team Player (most of the time)
• Good public speaker--ability to speak without talking points a plus.
• Knowledge of domestic and foreign policy--or at least a desire to learn and former college roommate who "knows that kind of stuff."