According to Thomas Friedman, the world is flat and we are able to access global information within seconds. That being said, I'm proposing that the world is also a utopia, if judging by spam.
According to my Inbox:
- There is no need for diet or exercise, ___ diet pill will have me losing pounds faster than Xtina lost her virginity.
- Remarkably, I can increase my penis size and please my woman. I hate to burst their bubble, but I am female and don't think I'll be dipping into the world of transgenderism or lesbianism anytime soon.
- Little Suzy needs your help She's 9 years old with cancer and her family can't afford to pay her bills. Won't you please contribute to her cause? You can send your credit card information to Joe in Tijuana.
- I can work from home only a few hours a week and be a millionaire.
- Svetlana from Russia is only looking for the American dream. Will you help her by promoting prostitution?
- Oh, no! Your bank lost your file. Please submit all personal information, including the name of your first pet to help them recover their records.
- And, finally, ___ Company is looking for investors. They are on the verge of cutting edge technology that is sure to have you quitting your job and living the life of leisure.
Hmmm. Where do I begin?
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