Thursday, February 16, 2006

Don't Shoot!

Wow. So our VP is a moron. A gun-totting, law-breaking, friend-shooting moron, nonetheless. In Dick's honor, I've composed a brief Letterman-style list.

Top Ten Ways Dan Quayle is Looking Better and Better

10. His name is not Dick.

9. Though his mental health was often in doubt, his physical capacity to serve never was.

8. Danny was only involved in partisan newspapers, not nasty oil companies with ties to unmentionables in Iraq.

7. That whole Murphy Brown thing ain't looking so bad.

6. Marilyn Quayle is not the nut-job Lynn Cheney is. Like it or not, your choice of spouse says something about you.

5. What a waste it is to lose one's mind...or part of your face due to some buckshot.

4. Thankfully, Danny has moved to AZ and denounced any Hoosier roots. Texas still has to deal with Dick on a daily basis.

3. His name is not Dick.

2. Danny did not shoot an old man in the face.

1. While hunting drunk without a permit.

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