Betting on the wrong horse.

Attention everyone.

We are about to have a blizzard. We are going to have at least 74 feet of snow. You can try to go to the grocery to get milk and bread--but they'll probably be out. It's very likely that you will be trapped in your house, the electricity will go out and you'll be forced to eat your pet to survive.

Or, it's possible that it will go right by us.

This has pretty much been the theme of this winter's weather forecasts. I don't know about other states, but our weathermen have led us to believe that the snow apocalypse is upon us every other day for the last few months. They then spend the alternate days recounting and recanting the reasons why their forecast was wrong.

I'm no weatherman and don't really understand the jet stream, but I could tell you what's going to happen tomorrow--it's going to be cold. It's winter, folks. It will be cold. Beyond that, it's a crap shoot.

I would like a job where I can be overpaid to be wrong 95% of the time.